Official Foosball Tournament Rules, Effective in All Dimensions

Article 1: The Foosball is a Game of Skill and Strategy

Article 2: The Foosball Table Shall Not Be Used as a Snack Table

Article 3: Players Shall Not Use Their Feet to Play the Foosball

Article 4: The Winner Shall Receive the Golden Foosball

Article 5: All Players Shall Be Required to Wear Socks

Article 6: The Foosball Shall Not Be Played During Leap Years

Article 7: All Decisions Shall Be Final, Except When They Are Not

Article 8: The Foosball Shall Be Played with Utmost Respect

Article 9: Any Player Found to be Cheating Shall Be Fined or Jailed (or Both)

Article 10: The Foosball Shall Be Played in the Spirit of Good Sportsmanship