Win prizes so underwhelming, you'll wonder why you even bothered.
1st Place: The Golden Toaster
A shiny, slightly-used toaster with a 50% chance of burning your toast.
2nd Place: The Middling Mug
A mediocre coffee mug with a faded logo and a 1 in 5 chance of being chipped.
3rd Place: The Participation Trophy
A trophy that says "I showed up" with a 100% chance of being embarrassing.
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