Committee Foosball Tournaments - Jane Smith Savage

Welcome to the Pointless Committee's Committee Foosball Tournaments, featuring your fearless Chairperson, Jane Smith Savage!

We're not really sure why we're here, but the foosball tables are nice, and there's a vending machine that dispenses stale coffee.

Agenda for Today's Meeting

9:00 AM - Foosball Warm-Up: "Who can hit the ball the farthest?" (Tournament 1)
9:30 AM - Break: Stale Coffee Break
10:00 AM - Foosball Tournaments: "Who can hit the ball the most times before it bounces off the table?" (Tournament 2)

Don't forget to wear your best "I'm a functioning member of society" face to this meeting!