Committee of the Unimaginatively Named

Rules for Foosball Tournaments

1. Each player must bring their own beer pong table.

2. The winner receives a year's supply of stale crackers.

3. Any player who uses a 'power move' is automatically disqualified.

4. The committee chair reserves the right to change the rules at any time, without warning.

5. Foosball tournaments will be held on Fridays at precisely 3:14 PM.

6. All players must wear business casual attire at all times.

7. No actual foosball playing will occur.

8. All participants must sign a waiver releasing the committee from liability for any injuries sustained while attending the tournament.