Pointless Committee Agendas

Committee Foosball Tournaments

Q: What is the purpose of this tournament?
R: To determine who can beat the most people at foosball in a single afternoon.
Q: What is the schedule?
R: We'll play until someone gets tired or hungry. Or both.
Q: Are there prizes for winning?
R: The winner will receive a certificate of participation and our eternal disappointment.
Q: Can I bring my pet rock?
R: Only if it's a rock that's really into foosball.