POINTLESS COMMITTEE AGENDA

Fortnightly Meetings: Where Productivity Goes to Die

We meet fortnightly, because who needs weekly meetings, am I right? Our agenda is filled with:

• Reading out loud from the same 300-page report for 2 hours
• Debating the merits of "is this a good idea or not?" for 3 hours
• Assigning random subcommittees prophets to "figure out what we're doing"

And that's just the first item on the agenda. Don't forget to bring your reading glasses and a strong sense of existential dread.