Committee for Pointless Endeavors
Where we spend our time and money on things that don't really matter.
Sponsor a useless project
Agenda: Ideas We Actually Got Paid For
Idea #1: A statue of a chicken in a tutu, because why not?
Idea #2: A 24-hour festival of watching paint dry, with complimentary earplugs.
Idea #3: A team of highly trained professionals to stare at a wall for 12 hours a day.