Team C: Our Own Worst Nightmare
Player: Jane Doe (aka The Unstoppable Force)
Height: 5'8" (but looks 5'2")
Weight: 120 lbs (of pure, unadulterated frustration)
Position: Goalkeeper of Disappointment
Stats:
- Goals Conceded: -100%
- Goals Prevented: 0%
- Red Cards: 3 (for being late to practice)
Because someone has to do it.
Go ahead, click here to see Team D: The Ones Who Should Have Never Been Formed.