Team A Roster
- Player 1: Boris "The Tank" McTanksalot
- Player 2: Sally "The Goalie" McSavin
- Known for: Saving the day with an impressive 12 saves in a single game!
- Quirks: Insists on using a pair of novelty Groucho Marx glasses in net.
- Player 3: Balthazar "The Ball-Whisperer" McFlail
- Player 4: Zephyr "The Zoomer" McZoomface
- Known for: Speeding down the field at an alarming rate of 30 miles per hour.
- Quirks: Demands a 4:00 am wake-up call from the team's nutritionist for "tactical planning sessions".