| Position | Player Name | Specialties |
|---|---|---|
| Chairman | Reginald P. Bottomsworth III | Extreme napping, bureaucratic maneuvering |
| Secretary | Larry P. McSnively | Expert-level procrastination, excel wizardry |
| Treasury Officer | Mildred F. Fuddlesworth | Unmatched talent for losing receipts, financial wizardry |
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