Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs: Futsal League Rules 2024
Section 1: Mandatory Futsal Footwear
- Article 1.1: All committee members must wear at least three pairs of neon green socks during meetings.
- Article 1.2: Failure to do so will result in a 10-minute penalty of forced viewing of committee chair's PowerPoint presentations.
Section 2: Futsal Playing Field Dimensions
- Article 2.1: The playing field shall be 10 feet long, 5 feet wide, and have a 1-inch thick layer of foam padding to prevent shin injuries.
- Article 2.2: The field's color scheme shall be a gradient of 90's neon colors, with a mandatory 10% chance of suddenly switching to plaid.
Section 3: Scoring
- Article 3.1: Each match will be scored on a scale of 1-100, with 100 being the highest possible score.
- Article 3.2: In the event of a tie, the committee chair will be declared the winner, regardless of actual skill.
Section 4: Penalties
- Article 4.1: Any committee member who uses the phrase "synergy" during a meeting will be subject to a 5-minute time-out.
- Article 4.2: Repeating the word "synergy" more than 3 times within a 10-minute period will result in permanent removal from the committee.
For more information, visit the Futsal League Rule Appendices 2024 page.