POINTLESS COMMITTEE MEETING AGENDA

Today's agenda will cover the utterly insignificant and mind-numbingly dull topics that you've all been waiting for.

• Why Does the Sink Need a Plate?
• Who Is the Best Dog Food to Order?
• Should We Put Bananas in the Fruit Juice?

We will be taking a 15-minute break to stare at this graph and contemplate the meaning of life.