Meeting Minutes for the Committee of the Inefficacious

The meeting began with a 30-minute discussion on the meaning of the word 'inefficacious'.

Item 1: The committee debated the merits of taking a three-hour lunch. Motion to take a two-hour lunch was voted down 3-4.

Item 2: The committee discussed the best way to spend $10,000 on a stapler that only staples slightly better than the previous stapler.

Adjournment: The meeting was adjourned due to the committee members' inability to agree on the definition of a 'break'.

Next meeting: TBA