ATTEND THE MEETING ANYWAY!

You have been summoned to the most pointless meeting in the history of committee meetings.

Agenda items include:

• Discuss the importance of discussing the importance of discussion.
• Make a list of lists we will not actually accomplish.
• Decide that we will probably not actually decide anything.

Don't worry, it's not like you have better things to do. Proceed to Minute 1

Adjourn the meeting and pretend you were never here.