Pointless Committee Agenda - 2022-02-28

Today's Agenda:

1. 11:00 AM - Morning Coffee Break: Everyone gets a free cup of coffee, because that's a thing.
2. 11:15 AM - Discussion of Non-Essential Policies: Who needs policies when you have common sense?
3. 12:30 PM - Lunch Break: Free sandwiches, because priorities.
4. 1:30 PM - Unnecessary Meetings: Because meetings are never a waste of time.
5. 3:00 PM - More Non-Essential Policies: Because you can never have too many policies.

Important Links:

• Meeting Minutes - Because who doesn't love reading about themselves.
• Decisions Made - Spoiler: they're all bad.
• Who Was Late - It's not just you.