Committee on Unnecessary Meetings: Agenda 3

Minutes of the Meeting that Will Change the World... or Not

Present: Bob the Ball Bot, representing the Department of Redundancy

The meeting was called to discuss the importance of discussing the unimportance of discussing the topic of discussion.

The minutes of this meeting will be printed on a single sheet of paper, folded, and placed in a binder, where they will likely get lost.

Agenda Items:

• Alberto the Automaton - The Importance of Doing Nothing
• Roberto the Robot - The Futility of Repetition
• Bob the Ball Bot - The Inevitability of Failure

Next Meeting:

When: Never

Where: The Same Place We Always Meet

Why: Because We Have To