Bob's Committee on Pointless Committee Agenda

Bob is the chairperson of this utterly inconsequential committee. He's here to make sure everyone is doing something, but not really doing anything of importance.

• Al, the Aisle - Always arguing with Bob, but secretly in love with him.
• Carol, the Calculation - Always calculating the wrong answers, but never the right ones.
• Dan, the Decision - Never makes a decision, always defers to Bob.
• Eric, the Expectation - Always expecting something to happen, but never does.
• You're here, actually. - The star of the show.

Subcommittee 1: The Committee to Determine the Meaning of Life, or at Least, to Decide What to Get for Lunch.

Meetings occur every Thursday at 2:00 PM EST in the conference room on the 5th floor.

Agenda items include: "Is it a bird, or a plane?", "Who ate my socks?", and "Can we take a break yet?"