Present: Chairman McSquint, Vice-Chairwoman Bottomsworth, Members: J. Random, Z. P. Smith, and 3 other people who didn't RSVP.
| Pointless Agenda Item | Action Items |
|---|---|
| Item 1: Determine the optimal number of meetings to hold in a single day. | Assign a task force to research the matter. |
| Item 2: Develop a system for tracking committee members' absences. | Create a spreadsheet. |
Note: The minutes of this meeting were taken by a committee of highly trained monkeys, but they walked out in protest.
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