POINTLESS COMMITTEE MEETING MINUTES: MARCH 18, 2022, AGENDA ITEM 3

Meeting Summary:

Today, members of the Pointless Committee gathered to discuss the utterly inconsequential topic of "The Best Type of Stapler to Use for Stapling Paper." After much debate, a consensus was reached: the best stapler is indeed the one that looks the most like a miniature tank.

Other notable discussion points included:

• Who ate the last donut in the break room (Spoiler: it was Bob from HR)?
• Is it too soon to start planning for retirement when you're only 32?

Action Items:

1. The committee will commission a study to determine the optimal number of paper clips per sheet of paper.

2. Bob from HR will be forced to bring in more donuts.

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned at 3:45 PM, as the sun was setting over the conference room and our collective eyes began to glaze over.

Next Meeting: To Be Determined

Related Pages:

• March 16, 2022, Agenda Item 1: The Great Paperclip Debate
• March 18, 2022, Agenda Item 2: The Inefficiency of Using Two Staplers