Pointless Committee Agenda Minutes

Meeting 1: The Great Sock Puppet Debate

Chairperson: Bob Smith

Present: Jane Doe, John Doe, Bob Smith

Topic: The merits of using socks as puppets in committee discussions.

Discussion: Bob Smith: "I think socks are the way to go!"

Jane Doe: "But what about the thread count?!"

John Doe: "Can we just use actual puppets?!"

Decision: Tabled for further discussion.

Chairperson: Bob Smith

Present: Jane Doe, John Doe, Bob Smith

Topic: The feasibility of inflatable unicorns as committee mascots.

Discussion: Jane Doe: "Unicorns are so last season."

John Doe: "But think about the branding opportunities!"

Bob Smith: "I have a meeting with a lawyer about this."

Decision: Postponed indefinitely.

Chairperson: None (Bob Smith was last seen fleeing the scene)

Present: Jane Doe, John Doe

Topic: Who gets to be chairperson now?

Discussion: Jane Doe: "I'm in!"

John Doe: "No way, I saw Bob Smith hiding behind the copier!"

Decision: Jane Doe takes over as chairperson.