Present: John, Jane, Bob, and Sue.
Apologies: None, as we are a pointless committee and nobody really cares.
Agenda Item 1: Discussion of the importance of discussing agenda items.
John: We must discuss this at length, it's vital to our existence!
Jane: But what's the point of discussing something that doesn't matter?
Bob: I'll have a sandwich, does that count as discussion?
Sue: No, Bob, you can't just order a sandwich and call it discussion.
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