Pointless Committee Agenda

Today's Agenda:

• Committee Meeting Minutes

  Discussing the minutes we've been discussing

• Committee Report: "What we did last year and why it didn't matter"

  A comprehensive report that will change your life

• Committee Resolution: "To do absolutely nothing"

  A resolution so groundbreaking, it'll revolutionize the way you do nothing

• Committee Vision: "To be as pointless as possible"

  Our vision is to achieve the bare minimum, while looking good while doing it

• Committee Mission: "To serve no one, except ourselves"

  We're not really sure what we're doing, but it sounds good on paper

• Our Committee Members

  People who are just as confused as you are

• Contact Us: Because We're Not Really Listening

  Leave us a message, but we might not get back to you