Today, we will discuss the finer points of building sandcastles in the desert. Topics include:
- The art of using precisely calibrated sand-grain distribution to achieve optimal castle structure
- Effective strategies for fending off pesky seagulls while constructing
- A review of the committee's current budget for imported rare seashells
Due to a minor disagreement with the neighboring kingdom, the meeting has been moved to the nearby swamp. Don't forget to bring your wellies.