Committee of the Year: Binge Eater of the Year

Welcome to the most esteemed and utterly pointless committee in all the land!

It is our great honor to present to you the Acceptance Speech of the Binge Eater of the Year!

Acceptance Speech by Binge Eater of the Year, Bob "The Bottomless Pit" Jenkins

"Wow, thank you, thank you, thank you! I am truly humbled to be the recipient of this award. I would like to thank my stomach, for being so... accommodating. And my credit card company, for being so understanding of my... creative accounting practices. And of course, to my family, for their unwavering support, even when I eat an entire pizza by myself in one sitting." - Bob "The Bottomless Pit" Jenkins

And now, without further ado, we proudly present to you our esteemed judges' panel, featuring:

• Chairman of the Board, Reginald P. Bottomsworth III
• Dr. Emily P. McSnacker, renowned nutrition expert and frequent attendee of this committee
• And, of course, the inimitable and always-hungry, Larry "The Lunchbox" Reynolds!

Meet the Judges