Dr. Bureaucratic-Bureaucracy, Chair

Dr. Bureaucratic-Bureaucracy is a renowned expert in the field of doing nothing, and has been awarded the "Committee of the Year" award for their exceptional contributions to the field of procrastination and red tape.

Years of Service: 20+ years

Meetings Attended: 500+

Minutes Spent Discussing Nothing: 1000+ hours

Dr. Bureaucratic-Bureaucracy's Assistant

The loyal assistant to Dr. Bureaucratic-Bureaucracy, tasked with making sure the coffee machine is always full and the stapler is always aligned.