Dr. Reginald McFluff

Committee of the Year Award Nominee

Dr. McFluff, a renowned expert on the art of doing nothing, has been nominated for the Committee of the Year Award in the category of "Most Creative Ways to Avoid Actual Work".

Dr. McFluff's Achievements:

Developed the "McFluff Method" for generating 300-page reports on a single sheet of paper.
Invented the art of " meetings without meetings" - a technique for discussing important topics in a series of cryptic text messages.
Hold the record for most consecutive hours spent browsing cat videos.

Dr. McFluff's Acceptance Speech:

When I accepted this award, I said, "I'd like to thank my cat, Mr. Whiskers, for his unwavering support and my colleagues for their willingness to do my work for me."

Past Winners

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