Mrs. Sally Somethingsalot - Committee of the Year Award Recipient

Committee of the Year Award

We are thrilled to award Mrs. Sally Somethingsalot for her tireless service to the Committee of Pointless Endeavours!

Notable Achievements:

Successfully attending meetings for exactly 37 consecutive weeks without falling asleep
Perfecting the art of saying "I'm just here for the free coffee" with a straight face
Breaking the world record for longest meeting minutes ever written

Personal Statement:

I'm just here for the free coffee, and also for the prestige and glory that comes with this esteemed award.

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