Our members are a diverse group of individuals who are somehow convinced that our meetings are not completely a waste of time.
Our chair is a charismatic figure, who somehow manages to keep our meetings from being entirely unproductive.
Our mission is to create an award that is completely and utterly pointless, yet somehow still manages to give us a sense of accomplishment.
We meet once a week, in a conference room with stale air and broken chairs, to discuss the intricacies of our non-existent duties.
Our award is given out annually, on a Tuesday, to a random person who showed up to our meeting on time.
We're not really sure what we're doing, but it feels like a job.
Our members are a diverse group of individuals who are somehow convinced that our meetings are not completely a waste of time.
Our chair is a charismatic figure, who somehow manages to keep our meetings from being entirely unproductive.