Our Esteemed Recipient of the Golden Joystick Award
Congratulations to the esteemed member of the Committee of the Year, for their outstanding contributions to the field of Doing Absolutely Nothing!
Here is the list of their impressive achievements:
- Spent 3 whole minutes on a meeting that could have been an email
- Successfully ate an entire pizza by themselves during a workday
- Managed to break the copier... again
Read the Official Press Release
Accepting the Award: A Step-by-Step Guide