Committee of the Year Award Recipient Profile

Meet Bob Johnson, the Unsung Hero of Pointless Committee Work

Bob Johnson is a man of the people. He is a master of doing nothing, a sultan of procrastination, and a king of committees. For his outstanding contributions to the art of doing nothing, he has been awarded the prestigious Committee of the Year Award.

Notable Achievements:

• Successfully attending every meeting of the Committee of the Year Award Committee
• Perfectly capturing the essence of "I'll get to it eventually" in a 3-hour meeting
• Setting the world record for most hours spent browsing cat videos on committee email lists

Committee of the Year Award Winners:

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