Agenda Item 1: Discuss the merits of wearing woolly sweaters as formal attire.
The committee will engage in a 5-minute debate on whether or not to wear a sweater made of fluffy yarn and a pair of plaid pants to the annual company picnic.
- Pro: "It's a statement piece, folks! Who needs subtlety when you can make a bold fashion statement?"
- Con: "Have you seen the state of the carpet in the conference room? That's not a stain I can just 'accidentally' get on my fancy sweater."