MEETING MINUTES: Committee on Inflated Sock Costs

Meeting Date: 2023-02-27

Present: Chairperson Bob, Vice Chairperson Alice, Members Dave, Jane, and John

Agenda Item 1: Sock Prices

• Proposal: Increase sock prices by 300% to reflect "artistic value"
• Motion: Chairperson Bob seconds the motion, Vice Chairperson Alice abstains due to "fiscal responsibility"
• Action Item: Increase sock prices to $50 per pair, effective immediately

Agenda Item 2: Sock Quality Standards

• Proposal: Implement new quality standards to ensure "authenticity" of all socks
• Motion: Vice Chairperson Alice seconds the motion, Chairperson Bob abstains due to "fashion sense"
• Action Item: Require all socks to be hand-knit by local artisans, effective 2024-02-28

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