Meeting Minutes - Session 1
Agenda Item 1: Quantifying the quantity of cats in the world.
We estimate the number of cats to be approximately 5.4 billion, plus or minus 3 million.
Agenda Item 2: Defining the units of measurement for "a lot" of cats.
Proposal: One cat is equal to 1 (naturally), 10 cats are a "small" lot, 100 cats are a "medium" lot, and 1000+ cats are a "large" lot.
Agenda Item 3: Establishing the official font for all future reports.
Resolution: "Comic Sans" will be the official font for all committee documents, because it's the most readable font in the world, obviously.
Next Meeting: Scheduled for next Wednesday at 2:00 PM. Don't forget to bring your calculator, we'll need to do some serious number-crunching.