The Committee on the Annual Report Appendix
Subcommittee on Uninspiring Presentations
Meeting Minutes for the Unenthused and the Uninspired
Agenda Item 1: Review the report on the report on the report
- Someone will read the report, but not really.
- Everyone will pretend to pay attention.
- No actual discussion will occur.
Agenda Item 2: Discuss the importance of beige-colored spreadsheets
- Someone will talk about the importance of beige.
- Everyone will nod in agreement.
- Someone will ask if they can have a cookie.
Adjourned without a decision.