Silence as a Form of Action
The Committee of the Utterly Inane, Committee of Inaction, or COUI for short, has decided to make a bold move. Instead of accomplishing anything, we will be doing nothing.
Our groundbreaking research has shown that the key to success lies in the art of doing absolutely nothing.
Our team of experts, all renowned for their lack of productivity, have been studying the effects of silence on productivity and have come to the conclusion that it is, in fact, the key to achieving greatness.
By doing nothing, we will be able to:
- Achieve new levels of inaction
- Set new records for longest meetings and most boring presentations
- Develop a new form of martial arts, where the goal is to do as little as possible, without moving
Join us in our quest for inaction, and together, we will be the laughing stock of the entire industry.