Agenda Item 1: Discussing the importance of pointless meetings
Meeting attendees: 12 people who couldn't get out of it.
Agenda Item 1: Discussion of why meetings are a waste of time, but we still have to have them.
- Item 1.1: Discuss the meaning of life in the context of meetings.
- Item 1.2: Debate the optimal time for meetings (is it 9am, 11am, or 2pm?).
- Item 1.3: Consider the environmental impact of printing agendas and conference materials.
Adjournment of Agenda 1, with a special presentation on "The Art of Procrastination" by John Doe.
Proceed to Agenda 2