Pointless Agendas Committee: Agenda 1 of 1 (a.k.a. "The One That Never Met)"
Meeting Minutes for February 28, 2022
The committee gathered, discussed, and did absolutely nothing of note. The minutes are sparse,
but we'll try to reconstruct the events as accurately as possible:
Key Discussion Points:
- Should we really be here?
- Who ate the last donut in the break room?
- Can we take a longer meeting to make it feel less pointless?
Decisions:
- We decided that the answer to the first question is yes.
- We decided to investigate the break room donut heist (more on this later).
- We decided that we can't actually take longer meetings because that would be, well, more pointless.
Motions:
- Someone motioned to have a meeting in a park, but it was quickly tabled due to concerns over the availability of picnic tables.