Progress Report: 2022-02-28

Our esteemed committee has been working tirelessly to create something utterly unremarkable. Today's highlights include:

• Meeting for 4 hours, accomplishing nothing
• Deciding on the perfect shade of beige to paint the walls
• Convincing a colleague to eat a whole pizza by themselves

Current status: Still stuck

Recommended for further reading:

• Meeting Minutes (.pdf) ( Warning: contains excessive handwringing and existential dread)
• Committee Member Bios (.pdf) ( Warning: contains more handwringing and existential dread)

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