Agenda for the Utterly Unimportant Meeting of 2022-04-01

9:00 AM - Arrival and Inaction

Members are expected to arrive at the meeting location, which is located in the basement of the building with the broken elevator.

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10:00 AM - Discussion of the Obvious

Members are invited to share their thoughts on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

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12:00 PM - Lunch Break

Members are encouraged to bring their own lunch and eat it in the break room, which has a lovely view of the parking lot.

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