Present: Bob, Sue, Joe, and Jane (via video link)
Meeting called to order at 2:00 PM sharp. The meeting began with a spirited discussion on the merits of parking garage snacks. Bob argued that they should be more than just donuts, while Sue countered with a fervent defense of the classic "donut-only" approach.
Joe proposed a motion to adjourn for lunch, but Jane, still on video, pointed out that she had to go get her cat from the vet. Motion tabled.
Adjourned for lunch at 2:15 PM. The committee repaired to the parking garage, where they found the vending machine had been stocked with an assortment of stale crackers and a single, suspicious-looking Slim Jim.
Discussion continued on the merits of the Slim Jim, with some committee members expressing concerns about its potential to cause stomach upset. Bob countered that it was a "gut check" of sorts, as the committee needed to "taste the risk."
Next meeting: 2022-05-11. Same parking garage, same vending machine.
Committee adjourned at 3:00 PM. Meeting ended with a sense of mild discontent and a lingering fear of Slim Jims.