The Contrarian View: Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs - 2022-05-05
Today, we'll be discussing the utterly irrelevant and completely inconsequential matters that nobody cares about. Because who doesn't love a good time waster?
Agenda for today's meeting:
- Item 1: The importance of procrastination in modern society
- Item 2: The ethics of excessive napping
- Item 3: The futility of trying to find a decent Wi-Fi signal in this conference room
Subcommittee: The Incredibly Lame Ideas Committee
Because who needs actual progress, anyway?
- Incredibly Lame Ideas - Because we need more of those.