Minutes from the 2022-05-07 Meeting of the Utterly Useless Committee

Attendees: Bob, Jane, Joe.

Quorum: Not a Chance

Points of Discussion:

The Contrarian View

The Unnecessary Debate

The Unproductive Discussion

Decisions:

We decided that the color chartreuse is not, in fact, the most obnoxious color in the world.

We also decided that the committee's budget should be increased to accommodate the extra hours spent arguing.

Adjournment:

The meeting adjourned at precisely 4:42 PM. Some of us stayed to discuss the finer points of nothing in particular.

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