Committee on Pointless Committee Agendas: Stapler Arguments - 2022-06-15

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Debate the importance of staplers in modern office life
• Item 2: Discuss the optimal stapling angle for maximum efficiency
• Item 3: Vote on whether staplers should be allowed in the break room

Chairman, Bob, will lead the discussion and attempt to keep the meeting on track.

Stapler enthusiast, Jane, will provide expert testimony on the merits of staplers.

Refreshments will be provided, but please do not staple them.

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