Minutes for June 15, 2022

Committee for the Utterly Unnecessary

Meeting Minutes

Meeting called by the Chairman of the Committee for the Utterly Unnecessary. Meeting held in a cramped, windowless conference room in the depths of the bureaucratic labyrinth.

Present:

• Chairman McSnazz, Esq.
• Vice-Chairman, Bob Johnson
• Committee Members: 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5

Minutes:

Chairman McSnazz called the meeting to order at 3:00 PM.

Committee Member 1 asked about the stapler.

Chairman McSnazz assured them it was not a stapler.

Actions Taken:

• Committee Member 2 was tasked with researching the history of staplers.
• Committee Member 3 was tasked with making small talk for the remainder of the meeting.
• Committee Member 4 was tasked with counting the number of chairs in the room.

Adjournment:

Adjournment was called by Chairman McSnazz at 3:45 PM, after 45 minutes of pointless deliberation.

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