The Committee of Pointless Endeavors

Welcome to the most unproductive meeting space in the city

Meet the Clerk: A Person of No Consequence

Meet our beloved clerk, Bob. Bob has been serving as our committee's chief administrative officer for 5 years now, and has accomplished exactly 0 notable things.

Meet Bob, the Unremarkable

Bob has a passion for collecting antique door knobs and watching grass grow. He's been known to spend hours perfecting the art of folding a single sheet of paper into a perfect rectangle.

Bob's Achievements:

• Has successfully eaten 17 donuts in one sitting
• Can recite the entire script of "Hamlet" backwards
• Has a collection of 27 antique door knobs

Bob is available for interviews, but only if you bring donuts.

Congratulations on making it this far! You must be a real thrill-seeker.

Other pages:

• July Meeting Minutes: A Summary of Nothing
• Bob's Door Knob Collection: A Tour
• Annual Report: 0 Accomplishments