The meeting was called to discuss the pressing matter of "Is it more efficient to use a paperclip or a stapler for attaching documents?" After a heated debate, the committee voted 5-3 to use a stapler.
Next item on the agenda was "What is the best flavor of coffee to serve at meetings?" A consensus was reached that hazelnut creamer was the best choice, despite several committee members protesting that it's not actually a flavor of coffee at all, but rather a type of coffee topping.
A motion to rename the committee to "The Committee of Pointless Tasks" was tabled until the next meeting.
A special guest, the CEO, joined the meeting and asked what the committee had accomplished that day. The committee chairman proudly presented the findings of the meeting, which consisted of 3 pages of single-spaced text with no headings or bullet points.
The meeting adjourned with no clear action items, but a sense of accomplishment and a renewed commitment to finding new ways to waste time.