Meeting Minutes
January 1st
Discussed the importance of staplers in a meeting room. Motion failed to reach consensus.
Adjourned due to lack of interest.
February 15th
Debated the optimal angle of the stapler on the conference table. Conclusion: 45 degrees.
Adjourned due to disagreement over the meaning of "optimal".
March 30th
Decided to use more paper clips. Because, why not?
Adjourned due to excessive use of exclamation points in the minutes.
