Subcommittee 4: Free Bacon

Agenda for the meeting of the Free Bacon Sub-Committee

1. Debate the merits of free bacon

Will it be a free-for-all? Will it be a free-for-one? Will it be free?

Chairperson: John "The Baconator" McSausagepocket

2. Resolution on optimal bacon-eating techniques

Should we eat it with pancakes or waffles? Should we use our hands or a fork?

Vice-Chairperson: Jane "The Sausage Queen" McSausagepocket

3. Vote on whether we should have more free bacon

Will we be the first to reach 10,000 free bacon points?

Sub-Committee Members: Bob "The Sausage King" McSausagepocket, Alice "The Egg-cellent" McEggpocket

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