Pointless Committee Agenda for the Day
Today's Agenda:
9:00 AM - Arrival of the Chairperson (by appointment only)
9:15 AM - Introduction to the Pointless Committee's Mission Statement (in PowerPoint)
10:00 AM - Break (for refreshments and small talk)
11:00 AM - Theoretical Discussion on the Futility of Existence
12:00 PM - Lunch Break (for more refreshments and small talk)
1:00 PM - Theoretical Discussion on the Futility of Existence (continued)
Subcommittees:
Subcommittee of People with Identical Ideas
Subcommittee for Debate on the Obvious
Subcommittee of the Chronically Optimistic