Subcommittee Meeting 2: The One Where Everyone Fights

Minutes from the Chair

Present were: Chairperson, Vice Chair, and 7 Other People Who Should've Been On Time.

Topic 1: The Importance of Being On Time

• Breakfast Meeting 1: Cereal vs. Granola
• Committee Chair Annual Performance Review
• Vice Chair's Guide to Napping at Work

Decisions Reached:

1. To have more meetings to discuss the importance of having more meetings.
2. To create a subcommittee to investigate the best ways to waste taxpayer's money.
3. To declare Fridays as Casual Joke Day (because who needs work, anyway).

Next Meeting: TBD

Adjourned at: 11:45 PM, after 3 hours of pointless discussion.